The UFC-affiliated beer Modelo is perfect for Aries because of their passion for fighting.
Aquarius: Stella Artois—I'm an Aquarius, so this disappointed me. We're the “star card” and Stella means star in Latin. Lame.
Taurus: Miller The party sign Taurus represents high life. Why not the beer that lives “the high life”? They enjoy fun.
Gemini: Budweiser Other than Bud Light, Budweiser has always marketed well. Geminis excel at communicating effectively.
Virgo: Michelob Ultra. Because Virgos care about health. So washed down, Michelob Ultra is termed the “Gatorade of beers.”
Pabst Blue Ribbon: Libra. Libras value equality, and factory workers and hipsters enjoy PBR.
Scorpio: Guinness. Scorpios are cryptic, and Guinness has kept their trade secrets quiet.
Sagittarius: Sapporo. Because you and its creator were adventurous. He left Japan aged 17 to study brewing in Germany in the 1860s, which was illegal.